Just like when Lindsay Lohan flakes out from “exhaustion,” we know she’s in rehab, it’s clear that Jeremy Shockey just can’t hold his booze.
Not that I necessarily care that he passes out at a Vegas nightclub (but seriously, the HardRock?), but remember these wise words from Crash Davis to Nuke Laloosh:
If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.
Jeremy Shockey has NOT won 20 in the show, at least not for the Saints.