Leaning

Alright, I’m sure there were a million New Orleans moments in KdV, but this one stands out to me:

We’re near the end of the route, but we’d stopped for a while, our float in front of Court of Two Sisters, and by god, I had to pee.  As I mentioned, my costume involved exaggerated genitalia, but I knew that the spirit of the event (and ample bourbon consumption) would allow me to head in to hit the head.

I’m always kinda uncomfortable about such things (being a non-customer; I’ve never eaten there because I’d always heard it was pretty touristy), so I told the hostess I was with the parade.  “I can tell” was her response.  Touche’.  But then the maitre d’ saw me and approached.  I was slightly nervous, but his only comment to me was,

“Sir, you’re leaning a bit to the right.”

God I love this town.

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3 Responses to Leaning

  1. ashley says:

    You should have told him that was natural…

  2. pj says:

    I want to see pictures!

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